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Happy Anniversary! So Thankful we survived. Im certain No one else couldve put up with your shenanigans, and my awesomeness.

Free and Funny Anniversary Ecard: Happy Anniversary! So Thankful we survived. I'm certain No one else could've put up with your shenanigans, and my awesomeness.

Do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

How we are kinda feeling about homework these days...

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

I really enjoy the sound of my husband snoring said no woman ever.

I really enjoy the sound of my husband snoring said no woman ever. Especially when you are nine months pregnant, it's am and he's also invading your half of the bed!

When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other comany?

When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other company? (Except I'm never getting married. So let's just drink daily and keep each other company starting now.

You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

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Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

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If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

We all know the code words.

eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

Gay men

"Of course gay men dress well. They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing" - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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