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20 Funny Scottish Jokes and Sayings

Not hard to figure out ... People of Scotland are Scots, who may speak Scots, a Germanic language and one of the earliest forms of English. Or they may speak Scottish Gaelic, which is something completely different. And when a Scotsman drinks liquor, it's usually Scotch (though he just calls it whisky).

"Haud Yer Weesht An' Get Oan Wae It". Humorous Scottish version of Keep Calm & Carry On.

lol.... love the Scots

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Funny Global Warming Joke - Scottish Perspective - Frankie Boyle - In Scotland we have mixed feelings about global warming, because we will get to sit on the mountains and watch the English drown.

Literally the most hilarious thing ever

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A Scottish Joke

A Scottish Joke

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And the Lanarkshire town of Larkhall came a very close second. | 24 Times Scotland Proved It Was Funnier Than Us All

24 Times Scotland Proved It Was Funnier Than Us All

You just have to love Scotland. There hasn't been a terror attack since the Glasgow airport attack where the bomb failed to go off so someone kicked the burning terrorist so hard in the balls they tore a tendon in their foot