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my, my, my

Aint that the truth. I feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.

Motto of life! #slay⚓️

"Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey!" "This takes me back, yall. Now I'm gunna have the stupid song stuck in my head!

These days.

From the bed to the couch! There's no stopping me now. {You can laugh or cry about it. some days I laugh; some days I cry; some days I do both.

ummm... I sit in my room and write, then my brain is fried so if I have time I watch TV... that's about it.

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead . . . .

And then I'm going to get mad at the vacuum cleaner for being a piece of crap that can't even pick up a tiny piece of paper.

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

I always thought this! Lol

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

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