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What I need after a long day

12 hour shifts are always long days that requires hugs after!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them.

Pretty much, yes - Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them.

No... sex is NOTHING like Math... math gives me a headache and I HATE it!!! Sex would be the opposite of math!!!

Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Lmao!!!! Not from what I've been told! @Kari Jones Jones Jones Schriewer remember these conversations???

"I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know nobody's ever going to pay for that shit." - There's no easy comeback to that insult!

I'm laughing way too hard at this...

Pretty much~fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. My favorite word!

Teehee

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

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