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I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I'll name it after you because you're a fucking prick.

I dunno why this is so fucking funny, but I'll name my lil cactus TJ after you 😹

#cactuspride #grandfinaleorbust!

PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a penis. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.

Hahaha

Not the best language, and life is a roller coaster, but this made me laugh. Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.

If I got a penny for every time someone wasted my f*ing time it would look like machine at Chuck Cheese shooting out coins

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15 Ways To Say "F*ck You" While Keeping It Classy

When you want to say "fuck you" and still stay (kind of) classy, here are 15 quotes that perfectly express how you feel.

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One helluva right hook. I got this shit! (But I am also a princess)

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