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Omgggggggg I got this thing that I have with my best friend from this exact pin we call it Good Horizontal pauses that or GHP

a día, taking naps sounds so childish I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses. I love to take about three horizontal life pauses per day,

and descibe to me in detail what happened in mincraft today and how many bunnies the baby spawned...

OMG this is so true! All the deep questions come out at bedtime. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.

I'm taking it easy today.I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off, trying to fit everything and everyone in.focusing on my "me" time today ;

Lmao. Only when with my mom...till she calls me out on the bullshit.

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I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

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Last but not least, when you're met by SILENCE = Your arse is in deep, deep, shit! One step from being fired, breaking the camel's back comes to mind unless you can sell ice to the Eskimos or sand in the desert to dig you out!

Pinterest, with all your ads, this is pretty much how I'm feeling now...

Yup sure enough iaint stupid i got eyes i can see and hear whats going on why the fuck do i allow myself to be put through all the B. and the lies and deciet. So whats the fuckin point to any of it?

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22 More Irresistible Funny Quotes So tired. So very tired. Not the 50 shades you were looking for right?I think the only cure is afternoons. I didn’t think it could go lower but here we are! It’s so silly it might just work! Coconut oil is the cure for everything. They just dance their … #daycarefunny #daycarehumor #dancingquotes

22 More Irresistible Funny Quotes So tired. So very tired. Not the 50 shades you were looking for right?I think the only cure is afternoons. I didn’t think it could go lower but here we are! It’s so silly it might just work! Coconut oil is the cure for everything. They just dance their … #daycarefunny #daycarehumor #dancingquotes

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