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Unless of course some asshole has pissed me off, then my last words will be: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Funny Quotes And Sayings

Funny Quotes And Sayings

I panic inside my head as I walk with a smile on my face, as soon, it will feel too uncomfortable to bear.

Ok maybe I have both... and they both like to play in puddles.

People talk about having an inner child. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at

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I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed. attribute to William Shakespeare but probably much later

I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear

I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear. Gotta have humor when your have MS.

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