Mike Montero

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I told my therapist about you.Of course, you are the reason I'm in therapy.

Yeah!! Lesson learnt the hardest way. Right now I am laughing at this. But then couple of months back it took peace of mind for lots of my loved ones.

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I don't understand you. I don't speak assholian.

We speak sarcasm and real talk, not whatever the hell you're saying right now. I found this most amusing!

Whoehahahahaha awesome

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What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

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The fact that I miss said person probably kind of makes me the idiot.... Bleh... Emotions suck. I miss my friend.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I Miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point. Brilliant Impression of an idiot." < so basicically Watson misses Sherlock about as much as Anderson is an idiot