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They say there's no rest for the wicked. No wonder I'm always so tired.

Never in my life

Avocados are very good for our health as they reduce risks of diseases and cancers, and can also help maintain weight

Funny Ecard: I just rolled my eyes so hard I think I saw my brain.

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Is it wrong that I can relate to at least half of these problems?

I just died laughing.also hilarious is that the guy in that little picture looks like James Van Der Beek

Emotionally unavailable and unable to commit to a mature relationship ....  I attract them like flies.    #ecard #quote   For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page:  https://www.facebook.com/TheExEffect

Funny Breakup Ecard: Excuse me madam, may I waste the next 2 years of your life with my emotional immaturity & inability to commit to a mature relationship?

Just give me some WD 40, change my body parts, and send me on my merry way.

Don't laugh it's true! Try having fibermyalga,arthritis,diabetes, abdominal hernia,and back disc problems and the doctors say "exercise"!

I WILL MISS SO MANY OF YOU!! Ohh wait! (Lightbulb) My ass may be history too! YIKES!! LOL...Love This, So Worth Sharing   <3

BREAKING NEWS: the government will start deporting all the mentally ill people. I started crying when I thought of you. Run my little crazy friend, RUN!

Yep, maybe if it was fast forward into the future 8 years and I'd be on some diplomatic assignment then waking up wouldn't be so bad, but alas I have to wake up and face the routine life of a freshman

Funny Friendship Ecard: I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.