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Ah ha hah ha! This is why I don't drink tequila

That'd be me. Even when I'm at my tannest everyone is still darker than me!

No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are. (or how hopelessly white I AM! Pretty much.

~ I got so drunk last night. I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and I won the dance contest.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I got so drunk last night. I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and I won the dance contest.

So touching.

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I'm 2 months behind in my couch to 5k plan. I'd like to say it was the month long stomach flu, but I've been healthy for a while now.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

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Everything in moderation...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I may not be everyone's cup of tea. But I am someone's double vodka.

LOL!

Let's drink tonight like we won the Mega Millions and then drink even more when we don't. Oh heck, let's just drink tonight because.

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