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"The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse." Hey, it keeps people from looking at your hair.

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Woman are not moody!

Woman are not moody!

Dear Followers, Sorry for filling your Pinterest feed with dozens of pins on my most recent obscure obsessions. Sincerely, Obesssive Pinner.

The Walking Dead - Sherlock - Supernatural - Top Gear - Cupcakes

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You remind me of my big toe. Mainly because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

bahahahaha (seriously LOL'd at this one)

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the cops released me after a couple of hours. Apparently you can't arrest someone for stalking a fictional book character.

My super power is that I think of the easiest and most efficient solution to a problem and I implement it. I call it, 'Common Sense.'

Funny Confession Ecard: My super power is that I think of the easiest and most efficient solution to a problem and I implement it. I call it, 'Common Sense.

Just finished reading 50 Shades of Grey. Do you know where a girl can get some kinky fuckery? I had no idea I was so vanilla.....

Just finished reading 50 Shades of Grey. Do you know where a girl can get some kinky fuckery?

christian grey ecards | Published June 24, 2012 at 420 × 294 in Christian Grey Ecards Part II ...

christian grey ecards | Published June 24, 2012 at 420 × 294 in Christian Grey Ecards Part II ...

Seriously, I cannot count the times people have said something like  "Oh, you love to read? You should really get an Ipad/Nook/Kindle!" Um, no, I should not. Reading a book is an intimate thing for me. I love my books, so much so that I can't stand the idea of reading anything more than the news on an electronic device.

I don’t use an iPad to read, I use books. I keep it real, motherfuckers. Via someecards (Made by me, Jane)

Maybe I'll try this since it's about the only phrase I remember from 8th grade german! :) Thanks, Mr. Woolsey!

Tell someone you love them

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying: 'Ich liebe dich! I thought of you Patricia ☺lol

Fifty Shades <3

Free and Funny News Ecard: After reading Fifty Shades of Grey I can't help but think everyone around me is using anal beads.

I'm gonna get that fake, stuck up bitch a copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey. Hopefully, she'll read, apply it, and then fuck off.

I'm gonna get that fake, stuck up bitch a copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey. Hopefully, she'll read, apply it, and then fuck off. harsh but funny none the less Willis

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