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no regrets, but a good punch in the face would have helped at times.

Yea i really need to punch myself in the face for what i did to you

And on the flip side. my 18 yr old self would want to punch me in the face now!

If by "sometimes" you mean "all the time," then this is totally true. Younger me deserved a nice punch to the gut.

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Yep, but not as many time as I would like to go back in time and punch someone else in the face.

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If only we knew what we know now!
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And I'm not even talking about the chin hairs yet. When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This shit is not what I expected!

Actually I was not one of those kids that wanted to be older but this is certainly not how I expected adulthood to go.

I've never expected this is how my life would turn out. If i had known, I would have lived in the moment of being a little girl to enjoy it and change something's then what it is today :/

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Seriously!!!
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I'm cleaning out my car today-- HAHAHAHA! No, seriously, you can have the water bottles tho.

Change the bottles of water to cans of Diet Coke and you have me. Maybe not but I have more cans than cup holders somehow.

hahaha, omg, it's so true. literally just cleaned like 20 bottles of water out of my car lolol

Pretty much. I'm a water bottle hoarder

Seriously!!!

Seriously!!!
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I know that's right
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i want this on a t-shirt, canoe-trip style "I survived shit creek, and a picture of some paddles or something.

☮ American Hippie Quotes ~ Shit Creek Survivor *found my paddle when I was up there!

Shit creek survivor = ME I think that I will make a sign that says this on it for the front of my new home, and then I will work every single day to enjoy my life and make that home a real home that I love.

We should get a Shit Creek badge or a medal or a high five or SOMETHING! Of course there are many more shit creeks ahead, but thanks to our warrior.

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Best #Funny #quotes and #Sayings
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I can't express this enough. I do this all the freaking time!

Mentally responding to a text, then forgetting to respond to it. You know youve done this, dont front.

Every single time!

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James used to say this to me lol. Oh how I wish I could tickle you again. RIP my love
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You've been warned! If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries.

Haha so true. tickle me and i cant be held responsible for kicking u in the face or ur ass in general

This is so true. I will scream, bite, hit, kick whatever it takes to get you to stop. You've been warned.

A boyfriend once tickled me and I accidentally slapped him in the face.with my FOOT! haha he learned pretty quick not to tickle me ever again!

James used to say this to me lol. Oh how I wish I could tickle you again. RIP my love

James used to say this to me lol. Oh how I wish I could tickle you again. RIP my love
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Heart break sux
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Used to feel this way until I was physically hurt by a loved one. Still think emotional pain is worse

but physical pain is really uncomfortable. I'd rather physical over emotional pain any day though.

I've always thought that emotional or psychological pain was the worst kind of pain because there is no true medicine to get rid of it.

I'd also rather deal with physical pain rather than depression.

Heart break sux

Heart break sux

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A nice loud swearword just feels so gosh darn satifsying sometimes.

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I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Or any of that other stuff ie., illegal stuff or the legal pill thing...

I'm addicted to coffee. On the bright side I'm not addicted to cocaine

College student truth... and to tell you the truth it never get's much better!

Truthful dictionary!!!

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So true...

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

..insomnia is a bitch..

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.story of my life.

Lmao

Open-Minded to Ghosts. During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open-minded.

I don't play stupid though.

Literally every day of my life. i always have to explain that I'm not a creeper. i just have a photographic memory!

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

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