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Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I mostly think of myself as just an ordinary person with extraordinary sexual capabilities.

Excuse me sir, but it's not polite to just bend me over the bar and have dirty sex with me.  I'm a lady, buy me a drink first.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Excuse me, sir, but it's not polite to just bend me over the bar and have dirty sex with me.

Get otta my way asshole!

You call it road rage. I call it aggressively maneuvering around azz holes that don't know how to phucking drive.

Beg for mercy.

Adele Jokes

I'm imagining it in the voice of like batman or something husky. (Get it, husky?) lol (cause it's a husky)

If you can post sexual ecards so can I

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Sometimes you just need a hug. In the vagina. With a penis.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me. Or driving!

This would be some days at work, or, this would be some days around the family.  lmao!

how I feel about the records girls and their non freakin stop chatter and cackling.

I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in the face is frowned upon by management.

I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in the face is frowned upon by management. And at school. Everyone says they hate my sarcasm so I've basically punched everyone in the face 😅

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Funny Confession Ecard: Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair. - Too funny!

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