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Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged. stuff-i-find-funny

im to young to be engaged but it reminds me people uglier then me are in a relationship.

This is sadly true...

The residue of last nights' "smokey eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye.

Everyone's getting engaged, married, and having babies and I'm just trying to get through college and not get fat.

Everyone's getting engaged, married, and having babies and I'm just trying to get through college and not get fat.well fatter in my case

And that is why I don't have a Facebook page haven't had one in 8 years and let me tell ya my family life is better without it i don't need other ppl to see me and.my family being a family to make me feel justified the best relationships aren't seen on Facebook

My husband lol good thing I do the throwing out of stuff he doesn't even know he has mwaahahahaha (evil laugh)

Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

#funny #friends

:) thankful for my "what is TMI" friendships. "Thank you for still being my friend despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, and explicit detail of my life.

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Funny Confession Ecard: All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall and make me laugh like Barney. Seriously though

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