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forget the coffee, I'll take water if i could just be "politely ignored"!

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

 Oooh yes!

Just Remember Cramps Are Better Than Contractions! Yes, unless cramps FEEL like contractions!

26 E-Cards That Hysterically Explain Modern Dating Better Than You Ever Could | Thought Catalog

26 E-Cards That Hysterically Explain Modern Dating Better Than You Ever Could

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

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NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

Oh, these people..so dangerously close to being unfriended..

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

sometimes ya just wanna say it!

Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? E-card

...or "I wish I had the thighs I had in college."

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: It's pretty satisfying when the stupid bitches from highschool turn out to be crazy cat ladies.

I would probably kill them very slowly and painfully til they bleed <-- posting for that comment

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If this is really a Dane Cook joke, it is perhaps the only one I have ever laughed at. Spot on, Dane.

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.