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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you are in prison.

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8 Super Sweet Quotes on Fatherhood From Celebrity Dads

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

so is this the same thing as putting a smiley face after a bitchy comment?! lol

I'll Have to remember this, there are a few people I'd like to slap.

Test to see if u have a gay streak...I'm totally gay Holy Crap that was the creepiest thing ever!!!!!!

HOW did that just happen? My mind is blown. Oh my gosh! I seriously thought of Denmark, elephant, & grey! Why didn't I choose emu or egret & why didn't i choose i diff country.surely there is more countries that start with a 'D' besides Denmark!

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Funny Police Traffic Speed Limit Sign Joke Picture Quote - Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you

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Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

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Funny pictures about We'll never understand. Oh, and cool pics about We'll never understand. Also, We'll never understand.

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I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour. Haha have those days

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likes. Post a laugh, have a giggle and most of all it's all for fun. Life is too short not to giggle now and.

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Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

Haha

when someone says to me great minds think alike.I just look at them and think 'you dirty bastard'.

Ha!

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

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