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All I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* go back to sleep.

Just 19 Hilarious Tweets For Anyone Who Is Extremely Tired Right Now

All I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* go back to sleep.

21 Tumblr Posts That Will Make You Laugh If You Have Parents

If These Tumblr Posts Make You Laugh, You Almost Definitely Have Parents

"My dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it's just pictures of himself.

i wanna be illegal and do risky shit but i'm also really soft spoken and like flower crowns and don't like confrontation

i wanna be illegal and do risky shit but i'm also really soft spoken and like flower crowns and don't like confrontation <<<< I wanna do crazy things but never get in trouble for it

She probably waited so long to say this! Haha

I wish I had thought of this in my classes that I had with a guy named Roman.>>There was some kid named Roman at a wedding I went to, and I kept thinking about this post.

in one of my friends dream i married a lion

My friend had a dream that I stabbed her mon ami whilst skiing from an avalanche in a giraffe costume.

My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued

10+ Funny Reasons Why Being Married Is The Best

teenage posts :)

Ive got four teen daughters.I say this ten times every morning, most of the time without the " nevermind" part.

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