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Poor Marvin doesn't know what to say.

I asked a woman to "validate me" for jury duty, then realized what I said and corrected myself.she said I was a nice person anyway :)

The 80/20 Rule: How Will You Spend Your Time? - Math Coach's Corner

The 80/20 Rule: How Will You Spend Your Time

:(  I'm fairly certain if this were Oh Mother, I'd be curled up in a ball weeping.

Oh Father

Oh my goodness. the father is a DITTO! And is the best parent ever! THE FEELS! I didn't realize until the end it was a ditto! At first I was like, what is up with all these other Pokemon are they his friends?


If you come to my house on Halloween, don’t be surprised if you see a couple of scary goblins… I sometimes forget to button my housecoat.