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"One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny." ~Unknown Oh wait, guess I fit in this category;

Hahahaha...sausage :) lol. I enjoyed this.

so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

I want a bathtub that covers my knees

Bathtub that covers my knees and boobs at the same time. Tall girl and busty girl problem.

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Funny pictures about The light at the end of the tunnel. Oh, and cool pics about The light at the end of the tunnel. Also, The light at the end of the tunnel photos.

Some days lol

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Hahaha! And my dance style is directly correlated to the number of drinks I've had

#Teen #Quotes http://ift.tt/1inHoCp

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.

great tip

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

Ice Cream Shop

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Hump Day Camel! My friend Hope and I have this joke a out this because In one set, she is the farthest point out in the curve, and we learned the set on a Wednesday. Therefore we always go- guess what day it is.....hump day! The peak of the week.

Nobody is happier than a camel on Wednesday.cuz its Humpday! Get your Happy Humpday Camel from RowdyTease.

Yes...especially during trips to certain stores like Walmart...lol

Profiling at its finest. I blame Criminal Minds. Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep you have a person locked in your basement.

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.

It's Friday!!   Now for the weekend!! What shall I find to do?   I sure hope it's a pretty one I'd love to lay on the beach!

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

Peter Pan's Letter to Edward Cullen  @Crystal Costantino

i love peter pan i love peter pan. i love peter pan. go die edward.

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested! I'm awesome! lol

It happens all the time

but I AM hilarious! I crack me up all the time. If anyone ever puts a camera in here I will be put away for laughing at nothing all the time. I cry hard and I laugh hard.

Funny Confession Ecard: Well, today was a complete waste of make up.

Well, today was a complete waste of make up. Or hair, or outfit. Haha happens a lot!

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