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I have this urge at times...

Lol I like this it just might be my new motto. My patience is wearing thin. and by "wearing thin" I mean you are .

I would give anything to eat a ton and gain weight and feel full and satisfied to be able to fall asleep and wake up refreshed.

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Yes, you did everything correct, but I need to assert my dominance over you underlings and have changes made to this already acceptable work.

Free, Workplace Ecard: Yes, you did everything correct, but I need to assert my dominance over you underlings and have changes made to this already acceptable work.

Hahahaha

i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

Do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

my thoughts exactly !

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

13 INCREDIBLE Vacation Pictures That Will Make You Want To JUMP On A Plane ASAP!

I need a vacation. And by 'vacation' I mean I need to move away and find a new job. On a beach. With rum. a permanent staycation somewhere new. with lots and LOTS of rum.

men are animals

Yes, I am a control freak and that's why all of my work gets done correctly, thank you very much!

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.