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I could turn into a goddamned dragon. What brilliance!

And u could shapeshift into animals, so u could fly and breathe underwater.

This is the best thing I've read in a while

Although Trump would probably take a lot longer considering he doesn't believe in excersize and is a fathead

- ̗̀ @thefloop ̖́-

My great-great-great grandfather, Levi Thomason, was a sheriff in North Carolina during Prohibition. His own daughter, my great-great grandmother sold moonshine out from under his nose from the family store. Word is, she hid it in the flour barrels.

I'm Christian but I'm sorry I still found this hilarious omg

Wowowowowowow bruh I threw up at orlando << I ate a churro there once << I saw a kid throw up by the churro stand.<<<<<I saw a kid watching another kid throw up by a churro stand

You've gone to far> IT IS 'TOO FAR' NOT 'TO FAR' ,YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Ahahaha well, dead serious because they took the game dead serious

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