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Chicken/egg

"I just ordered a chicken and an egg off of the Internet to see which one comes first . I'll keep you posted." FROM: Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 112 Pics

Note to self: buy a cape.

I'm super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape.this is FUNNY!

Ha ha. Awesome. This is a funny quote but if it were true how why would Moses have said: "God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn" (Numbers 23:22 KJV).

Dear Blank, Please Blank

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till Sincerely, The Unicorns

Ho-ho!

It is called "Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts." Please stay away dysfunctional Valentine Hearts from me. I only want healthy, fun, adventure, sweet and romantic Valentine Hearts.

I think I know someone who would say that.....

Simple Texas Rules

Sign Prohibits Doing Things Preceded by “Hey Y'all, Watch This!” “Hey Y'All, watch me play safely and respectfully"

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hahaha mind your own business folks, cuz you might get poked in the eye by a mental hospital patient.

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!  (But probably happens more than we know)

Such a lovely poem…

mind your own business

Funny pictures about And Then I Learned To Mind My Own Business. Oh, and cool pics about And Then I Learned To Mind My Own Business. Also, And Then I Learned To Mind My Own Business photos.

I seriously say this all of the time or tell them to go outside & walk til They find the out-house!

Daffy Duck I hate it when people are at your house and ask hey do you have a bathroom? No not at all, we shit in the yard.

...Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Michelle Bachman, Jan Brewer, Rand Paul, Steve King, Rick Perry, Chris Christie, Ann Coulter............

Some people you know were dropped as babies. Others were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall, and fell out the window.

I am laughing.....but it is true!!!

I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested, I told him gas, electric and cable.

HAHAHAHAHA

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in That means it only took 100 years for men to realize their brain is also important.

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

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