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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers -Socrates

We don't know that Socrates actually said this, since we don't have any writings by him. But it's still funny to think that the ancient Greeks share the same complaints.

Have it all son!!!

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them -Phyllis Diller. For more great quotes to pin to your friends: www.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout time is eighteen years - Erma Bombeck. For more great quotes to pin to your friends: http://www.gypsynester.com/funny-inspirational-quotes.htm

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout time is eighteen years - Erma Bombeck

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. -Gypsy Rose Lee. For more great quotes to pin to your friends: http://www.gypsynester.com/funny-inspirational-quotes.htm

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

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