This is so accurate it hurts. Especially the puns, free baked goods, and saying a ridiculous amount of self depreciating things.
Ha why not?
basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet -- And we forgot the sound of trees the softness of the wind we even forgot our own names
How Mean Girls Shaped History: Regina George's Take on the Cold War
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DADCON 2014 <- the dadding intensifies
Oed satire essays A satirical utterance; a speech or saying which ridicules and criticizes a person, thing, or quality. Also as a mass noun: satirical speech.
more like chaotic *awesome*
The award family. And during a marriage "and now, to ----------, goes the ------- award!
I hate these stupid things but I don't want to chance it
Now these are comments I could read all day- sassy people
Lylimi wow cool <--- i got Emanda
I'll never play Major League Baseball. Lol too funny