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Seriously... if only the crazy ones get involved with him, you need to open your eyes wider and ask yourself why he's now interested in you!

if only the crazy ones get involved with him, you need to open your eyes wider and ask yourself why he's now interested in you!

"I'm a simple women...I like handsome bearded brunette men and breakfast food."

"I'm a simple women.I like handsome bearded brunette men and breakfast food.

Yes, let's go see fireworks. It's an amazing gathering of hillbillies, bad parenting, fat men with no shirts, and fat women whose clothes are much too small.

Yes I said I had the flu. In reality it was just 5 glorious .bra-free days!

Yes I said I had the flu. In reality it was just 5 glorious .

jokes about men vs women - Google Search

Women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking than men actually spend time thinking.

Just before I left for work this morning I reached out to lovingly caress your leg as you slept and you ripped a fart so powerful it moved the blanket.

are our brains, our ability to get ourselves off and our dashing good looks'.

if anyone is secretly in love with me - Google Search

7 days until Valentine's Day. If anyone is secretly in love with me, now's the time to speak up.

You know you're an experienced nurse when you've seen more penises than a two-dollar prostitute #nursequote

You know you're an experienced nurse when you've seen more penises than a two-dollar prostitute.

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and Ecards #Nursebuff #Nurse #Humor

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards (Part 3)

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