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Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

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Funny Independence Day Ecard: I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom.until they're flashing behind you.

Whenever i start feeling spontaneous.... my husband reminds me of my bank acct.. poo no fun.

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous by bank account balance reminds me to calm the heck down - ecard meme - Humor me - Random funnies

Yes!

Yes!

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Bananas are good. Always take a banana to a party. Good source of potassium.

Steal a parking spot! Although I have learned much more as a grad student, I think this sums up undergrad well. :D

Honestly, the only thing I learned in college that's helped me in any way in real life is how to steal parking spots!

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Umm can you build a house? im laughing but my husband can really build a house and i cant cook!

My sister acts out scripts of what she's going to say and how the other person will respond - lol!

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

So me!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

giving me mike and ikes and texting me all night before camp #mybestguyfriends

Funny pictures about I like food and sleep. Oh, and cool pics about I like food and sleep. Also, I like food and sleep.

I am stupid, made alot of mistakes in life, bt the wrst is getting addicted to drugs and losing my love, 1 of the best things/ person that's ever been in my life, I tht I could handle the drugs but I was wrong they changed me n2 a monster, something nt even close 2 myself, and I hve 2 live with that and I'm sorry u were around to c it, I wish more than anything u were around to know that I hate that it happened and I've changed, a lot. I just miss my best friend. I miss u Amber.... f&a Wil

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. This is for many people I know

4:50 pm mwf

5:01pm every work day

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: This job is a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation.

Some days ‍♀️

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

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