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I know, I don't have to be this sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with & I'm not one to be wasteful.

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Sarcasm- this is soooo true in my family and friends. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!

Delayed laughter.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I find this funny because it's so me

I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Skill Level: Master Judging and assessing are TWO different things. I assess well.

Yeah just how I feel, if a person cross me u will get a taste of my wrath

This is so true!

You can never teach a guy to love you theway to want to be loved. You have to wait for him to do it in hisown way, in his own time, that’s the saddast part of being a girl.But you can never teach a girl to love the guy back – the way shedid before – i

Newton's 3rd Law of Love: For every happy 2nd wife, there is an equally unhappy and opposite-looking ex-wife.

Newton's Law of Love: For every happy wife, there is an equally unhappy and opposite-looking ex-wife.

Meme de Impacientes

Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?

This morning....

Inspirational Quotes: When you don’t know what the fuck do you feel.❤️ Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description When you don’t know what the fuck do you feel.

worst words you could ever say to a creative soul

worst words you could ever say to a creative soul