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Here`s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. ~ George Carlin I use to really like Comedian George Carlin because he always spoke the truth.

Why did I believed the lies you told me despite all the evidence.. I was stupid by alisha

We know it we just want to hear it

Inspiration

"Once you learn how to accept the truth no matter how painful or heartbreaking it is you'll stop wasting time on the wrong people." -Sonya Parker Advise I can really use right now!

never forget though "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."  Eleanor Roosevelt  fill the inferior with what ever someone is making you feel that you don't like. It's amazing when you realize you have the power to not allow those bad feelings in and sometimes you just need to cut those people out of your life.

It's amazing how quick your mood can change, how deep your heart can sink and how much one person can affect you

Life is all about ass! Love it!

I really wish this wasn't true. I'm the WORST as 'kissing it' though I would prefer to save that honor for 'behaving like one." Oh well truth is truth

"Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate"

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

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I hate the "too busy" excuse. If I'm truly that important to you, you'll figure out a way to make time for me. And, Baby, you DID figure it out and didn't we both have a fantastic time together?

Most men are either really stupid or really smart with bad intentions. That is one of the worst things about people these days

Most men are either really stupid or really smart with bad intentions. That is one of the worst things about men these days

The great mystery

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

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Everyday I struggle between " I want to look good naked" & "Treat Yo self"

...and then they are people that go tru ur phone thinking you dont know lol i never forget to take my phone i do it on purpose it was a test and you sure failed lol im not stupid to believe that you knew all that when you could only find it in my phone lol

Thank god bc thats what i had to threaten him with to make him go away! Time stamped screenshots were my saving grace. And I have plenty!

Serious Advice to Single Ladies Out There

Funny quotes about men and women relationships. Ha,ha, so true; as if you could find one man with all these traits!

Can't carry everything

Sometimes, the best way to be happy is to learn to let go of things you tried hard to hold on to that are no longer good for you. Have to learn to just let things go

Funny, hilarious, comical

It's funny how you're nice to my face. And it's downright comical that you think I'm unaware.

Showing compassion and cutting people some slack...

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Lol remaining single. Feels good not having to deal with games an bullshit

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