Here`s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. ~ George Carlin I use to really like Comedian George Carlin because he always spoke the truth.
We know it we just want to hear it
"Once you learn how to accept the truth no matter how painful or heartbreaking it is you'll stop wasting time on the wrong people." -Sonya Parker Advise I can really use right now!
It's amazing how quick your mood can change, how deep your heart can sink and how much one person can affect you
I really wish this wasn't true. I'm the WORST as 'kissing it' though I would prefer to save that honor for 'behaving like one." Oh well truth is truth
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.
I hate the "too busy" excuse. If I'm truly that important to you, you'll figure out a way to make time for me. And, Baby, you DID figure it out and didn't we both have a fantastic time together?
Most men are either really stupid or really smart with bad intentions. That is one of the worst things about men these days
"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Everyday I struggle between " I want to look good naked" & "Treat Yo self"
Thank god bc thats what i had to threaten him with to make him go away! Time stamped screenshots were my saving grace. And I have plenty!
Funny quotes about men and women relationships. Ha,ha, so true; as if you could find one man with all these traits!
Sometimes, the best way to be happy is to learn to let go of things you tried hard to hold on to that are no longer good for you. Have to learn to just let things go
It's funny how you're nice to my face. And it's downright comical that you think I'm unaware.
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