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It is a universal truth that calories do not count on birthdays, holidays, sundays, and bad hair days

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'.

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If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

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And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I have selective OCD. I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order.

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!! ~ Joke All You Can

Sounds like how I go to sleep sometimes. Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!

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Moms often start the day feeling like Mary Poppins and end the day feeling like Cruella de Vil

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I'd be willing to keep the blood thing if the homicidal chocolate rage and cramps would go away.

Your Ex Asking To Be Friends Pictures, Photos, and Images for Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Twitter

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