I would laugh my head off.but that would just scare people
Can I give this answer at a job interview.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed way too hard at this
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Pregnant Russian women have smaller Russian women in them.
I have the most important gap.---I have to work to achieve this most important gap. But i am way more concerned with it than a thigh gap.
Oh my god...,
Some kid in my english class: so if shakepseare was writing for the uneducated then why are we studying it? Miss DeBruin: the real question is, if shakespeare wrote it for the uneducated, then why are you having so much trouble with it.
I'm now clean
i was addicted to soap once, im clean now
"Sahara" just means "desert", making our name for it the Desert Desert, and other times European Imperialists Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages. The English speaking world is full of Moon Moons.
He would have aced his acting class…
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Cold? Go sit in a corner.
From now on, if anyone says they're cold, I am telling them to stand in the corner. But I still think that the next comment was funnier than the pun!
Long winded explanations are also great as long as they are filled with crap about how my hair is like the sun and I make you jittery.<< I will never catch on unless you provide diagrams
Dad jokes for Days. itu_ _ skifree: ring: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed "rnc) " and then my dad poked his head out of the and said "you rang?
Not a mourning person . morbid but a little hilarious.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many people (fictional) "hi nico, yes you"