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If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I had better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, KNEES TO CHEST!

I don't have time for your shit, Ke$ha! AH HAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit I'm lost.

Selfish libertarians

Funny Confession Ecard: men think it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

one of my favorite memes-I always turn down the radio when stuff gets real

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

"I know the king too. I think I dated him." -- I swear, this quote was already there, its just too funny to replace!! :)

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: There is a land called Douche Bagastan, and you are their king.

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This is to hereby proclaim that anything sarcastic, cruel, or bitchy I say during PMS or my period shall be made null and void the next day.

This is to hereby proclaim that anything sarcastic, cruel, or bitchy I say during PMS or my period shall be made null and void the next day.

Thanks so much for the update

Do you find it difficult to keep the sarcastic comments from rolling off your tongue? Congratulations, you might be a genius! In a recent Harvard study it was found that sarcasm ac

Or a multiple personality disorder

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

Fat Bitch

Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

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