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:) I am not pretending anymore. There comes a time when the truth has to be faced, and even as I say he is an idiot , i call myself one for the 40 years I wasted on caring. No more pretending.

Chelsea Handler

that awkward moment when people ask about your hobbies. i like to stay at home and sit on my ass. that's why i'm gaining weight!- I love her

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Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

I know some people who fit this perfectly :)

I don't drink but I thought this was funny just the same.

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men are fuckers. My husband cooks and cleans sometimes but I just thought thus was funny lol

arrested development

Buster's photobooth moment with a sheep. From Arrested Development. I know nothing about Buster but I love sheep!

Freedom is Priceless

I remember when Mom and I were talking about this very thing. But the words were SAFETY and freedom are priceless.

I can only imagine the "classy people" that would buy something like this in my tasting room.

A little bird told me - hand painted dress

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Anne Taintor - Magnets / we go together like drunk and disorderly

The napkins feature the funny, witty and sassy sayings that Anne Taintor is famous for. Paper beverage napkins measure x (folded). Anne Taintor Beverage Paper Napkins - with the saying "we go together like drunk and disorderly ".

i understand the concept of cooking & cleaning.....

Cooking and Cleaning

Large selection of Funny Tin Signs and Sayings ready to hang for fun wall decor for ideas for home or business. Add to your room a few funny tin signs or classic saying with a retro look.

My kind of relationship...

Anne Taintor → All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

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