Squirrel: I'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty. (A squirrel, my mother named Petey, once got on the porch railing and rang the doorbell because he wanted some peanuts!) Now I call all squirrels, "Petey"
OMG ,Why do i think its so funny? well here is the song all over again the last part made me crak up 😋 Deck the halls with cat nip mousies fa la la la la la la la la Weck the tree and blame the dougies.
Oh crap. here he comes Can't I come in the box? You won't fit. You are too fat. I've been eating salad The box isn't big enough. Nonsense, the box is plenty big. You are crushing me! I told you. CAN"T BREATHE!