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I am not the fucking step Mom either have at your bitches all three of them.I have what I want.

I am not the fucking step Mom either have at your bitches all three of them.

How does this keep happening???

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!


But for us girls: "If some other girl tells you she loves you, I hope you remember I told you first.

Found the cache.  Where's the car?

Free, Friendship Ecard: I'd rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, than to keep a friend whose mission is to put me down secretly.

Quote of the Day - Who Truly Loves You?

"A person who truly loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes in the smile on your face"--So True. People who know me really well can tell the difference.

A lie is still a lie, regardless of the reason behind it. You can say you did it for a good cause but the point is, you still did it.

Just remember this when he gets bored just like he did when he was fucking ME AND TOWN after you moved to Columbia, dear. Keep paying his way and clutch the fake pearls when he uses the free reign to court a new woman on your dime.

Johnny Cash & June Carter - You're a Part of Me

Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting, but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

Unfortunately, this is true of a couple of 'friendships' I finally let go of. I felt like a needy street beggar every time I tried to contact them.