Seriously Funny. . . Sexy beast!.....so funny love it!!!!

Oh I so ate a sexy beast this morning."I'm sexy and I know it" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

An evil fairy cursed me. Sad but true.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

true friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans

funny.

funny.

-- Is the glass half empty or half full? -- It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine!

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants...

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants. Dillon Smith I HATE PANTS

Seriously....and they love me

Mosquitos are assholes And so are ticks, chiggers, gnats, snakes and all the other noxious things that come with the noxious season from hell.

True love that endures, transcends, and perseveres lol!

The 25 Funniest Ecards About Dating, Love and Marriage

The 25 Funniest Ecards About Dating, Love and Marriage. This is when you know is true love, lol.

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