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... No really....
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If I made my life into a horror flick, your character.

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not nice, but funny

... No really....

... No really....

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You better hope it isnt a horror movie buddy.

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real true convo between me and my parents... glad others have similar experiences ;)
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That was what my dad used to say when someone was saying what if me and my twin sister were kidnapped Lol

I've told my kids this and my mother told me the same thing. Think: "The Ransom of Red Chief"

Mom told me this about 46645753674 times. Per year. My mom said they'd drop me at the first street light!

I've had this conversation many times in my life.

real true convo between me and my parents... glad others have similar experiences ;)

 real true convo between me and my parents... glad others have similar experiences ;)
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This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too! Ha ha!!
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Really it should say cleaning house while you have kids living at home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing. I clean while they sleep and in the morning it only takes a few minutes for it to look like I never cleaned.

Since the birthday of our son 2 days ago, I'm still cleaning the house. He's got so many presents, it is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing here, hihihi.

Ain't it the truth and it's not just the kids (husband?

This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too! Ha ha!!

This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too!  Ha ha!!
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hihihihih schat, zal geen naam noemen.. :-) X
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Orange is the New Black?

This is exactly what I did. And thankful I never have to hear that short bitch's mouth again!

hihihihih schat, zal geen naam noemen.. :-) X

hihihihih schat, zal geen naam noemen.. :-) X
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... this also happens to be how I iron. Oh and by the way consider it your downstairs dresser drawer!
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Oh my gosh! This is so me! I've been known to restart the dryer many times for the same load!

I don’t feel like folding laundry. Yep, I've done it,

I've done this a time or two. Also if I should iron something, I put it in the dryer for a bit.

I've actually taken clothes from closet, splashed on them then tossed in dryer. I hate to iron!

... this also happens to be how I iron. Oh and by the way consider it your downstairs dresser drawer!

... this also happens to be how I iron. Oh and by the way consider it your downstairs dresser drawer!
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Like if your a fan of 30 Funny Pictures Of The Day

This made me lol but yes, its true, I prefer silence most of the time unless its meaningful conversation with those I am close to.

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i need one of these just so i can translate "stupid"
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i need one of these just so i can translate "stupid"

i need one of these just so i can translate "stupid"

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INFJ's make terrible liars and poker players. We wear our heart on our sleeve and what you see is what you get. We cannot stand nor respect pretentious people or liars. Though we often can't accurately verbalize our feelings, if you can read faces, then all you need to do is look at our face and that will tell you the truth about how we are 'really' feeling. So, don't ask us what's going on, try to learn to read our face instead.

INFJ's make terrible liars and poker players. We wear our heart on our sleeve and what you see is what you get. We cannot stand nor respect pretentious people or liars. Though we often can't accurately verbalize our feelings, if you can read faces, then all you need to do is look at our face and that will tell you the truth about how we are 'really' feeling. So, don't ask us what's going on, try to learn to read our face instead.

Daniel Tosh. Boy knows what's up. Stupid Capri Sun... haha

i don't think i could ever stab someone. i mean, let's be honest. i can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun!

I've been shared my toy to the less  fortunate.... But a trash and a trash just can't fit each other. An  invaluable trash and hideous trash.. Everyone prefer invaluable trash not hideous trash, nothing you can change.

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

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