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Mom: What do you think im made of money?

What your kids think Mom stands for.I know someone who steals money from her mom alllll the time :-/

Awesome sentiment!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Dear Auto-Correct...

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

so our family.

Seriously though.This is my family. Pointless to try and watch tv

haha...he's not much of an actor,but he doesn't have to talk

If only it worked like that. I'd make sure I was arrested often!

hahahahaaaa... at my fake wedding I'm using my favorite wedding video of two people I don't know. (check it out in my love wedding stuff album) hahahaaa

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Applies to me

My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit. This must be a statement from my oldest son David!

I did this EVERY time I was in the passanger seat, looking out the windsheild....how soothing.

I used to watch the rain drops on the car window "race".:) and I thought I was the only one lol

Barn - Santa Margarita Ranch

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