Sarah Beaton

Sarah Beaton

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Leave the fireworks for those who cast no spark of their own. ― Karen Abbott
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No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...freak. My dog is getting married that weekend.

I had a birthday party for Buttons when I was Chris made a cake in the shape of a cat and everything. No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party. My dog is getting married that weekend.

Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

hahahhah you're stupid enough to not know your own mother talks shit about you all the time hahah makes me laugh when she's on the phone saying how fatter you're getting and how nobody ever takes you serious cuz you can't even keep a man