Funny Love Quotes

Unique funny love quotes combined with beautiful stock photos. Created by the Shareneeds.com team for your enjoyment:)
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I'm still trying to figure out why she had doubts about my source of transportation. I made sure to feed it before our date.

We all have that one friend who is chronically late to every single birthday.

Even on our first date I knew she was special, since she didn’t mind my limited horsepower.

Even on our first date I knew she was special, since she didn’t mind my limited horsepower.

I met my wife at the library and we’ve been happily reading ever since.

I met my wife at the library and we’ve been happily reading ever since.

Since women are now more successful in the knowledge economy, soon they will be whistling at men from their own lamborghini’s.

Since women are now more successful in the knowledge economy, soon they will be whistling at men from their own lamborghini’s.

There’s no such thing as a perfectly polished relationship.

There’s no such thing as a perfectly polished relationship.

Women possess many effective tactics when they need to drill men for answers.

Women possess many effective tactics when they need to drill men for answers.

Don’t stress about getting tied down. Just make sure the rope she uses is long enough.

Don’t stress about getting tied down. Just make sure the rope she uses is long enough.

The back alley of love is where all the secrets are stored.

The back alley of love is where all the secrets are stored.

You shouldn’t take love for granted, but if you still can’t see then invest in a really good telescope.

You shouldn’t take love for granted, but if you still can’t see then invest in a really good telescope.

Love is about knowing how to filter out the noise.

Love is about knowing how to filter out the noise.

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