How To Avoid Awkward Silences. Keep a pocket of confetti, throw it in the air, and while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away. i will do the first part but i will not punch them in the face
"Get yer tits out for the lads" is fine but don't get them out for the purpose they are intended for, to feed a child. And heaven forbid you put a child's need to feed over his want for sexual gratification.
Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "I work at an ice cream parlor and whenever a hot guy walks in, the icecream girls yell 'I NEED A BOWL OF CREAMY CHOCOLATE' as code so all the workers run to the register to stare at him"