Only creepypastas that I'm afraid of ar the because I don't know how to protect myself. I annoy Herobrine off my servers, probably annoy Slenderman too. The are nothing if you know how to stay on their good side or weaknesses.
This bird loves chocolate like a fat kid loves cake lol! (Just to reiterate though, chocolate is NOT safe for birds to ingest. If you have a bird, don't let them go for a swim in a fountain of chocolate.