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The lights in my house were flickering and my dad said, "What's draining the lights?" And I said, "It's me, I'm getting stronger," then the lights went out. My dad is a bit scared of me now.

The lights in my house were flickering and my dad said, "What's draining the lights?" And I said, "It's me, I'm getting stronger," then the lights went out. My dad is a bit scared of me now.

Someone from Des Plaines posted a whisper, which reads "The lights in my house were flickering and my dad said, "What's draining the lights?" And I said, "It's me, I'm getting stronger," then the lights went out. My dad is a bit scared of me now."

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Well, since I work in a restaurant, I can defend us workers. We ask this because some people just come in to ask questions, or to use the restroom, or they eat at the bar. Probably about half the people who actually walk in don't sit at a table. That being said, it would make my day if someone said this to me.

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When ever someone says: "you must be on your period" I Just say: "I started my day in a puddle of my own blood, is that how you would like me to end yours?"

When ever someone says: "you must be on your period" I Just say: "I started my day in a puddle of my own blood, is that how you would like me to end yours?"

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "When ever someone says: "you must be on your period" I Just say: "I started my day in a puddle of my own blood, is that how you would like me to end yours?""

More like you have turned into an alien from The Aliens-franchise. My cat once sneezed on my face and I yelled he was impolite and needed to sneeze into his paw. he looked me like that then....

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I go both ways, I walk really great is in heels but at the same time I trip over air while barefoot soooo

I go both ways, I walk really great is in heels but at the same time I trip over air while barefoot soooo

It really is true. and I don't even know why. I guess stuff just keeps piling…

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