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You won't have to run. #zombie #zombies #humor #tshirt #illustrator

Shop I Only Date Duck Hunters T-Shirt created by TheShirtBox.

It's really hard to hate yourself as much as you can hate someone else.  Some people do. Unfortunately so.  Most don't. Most hate other people, or things, or actions of the universe, or even their own actions that caused an unfavorable outcome, but rarely, specifically, themselves.  Such a wasteful process, hate. What could the end result be, other than unfortunate, disheartening, shameful, and heartrending?  What could you hope to gain, using Hate, as your chosen tool of resolution? #tshirt

Shop rainbow color wire bird T-Shirt created by NIRVANATW. Personalize it with photos & text or purchase as is!

The hurried hate of hysterical hermits heralds huge heaps of humor, habitually; hopefully, honestly.  How humdrum a humanity, should half-wittedness head down-hill?  That's the best alliteration I got for this one, I hope the shirt's better than whatever you just read. You've all seen it, you know what it is, and it's funny every time, because it means someone's losing it at their keyboard, and/or has no control over their emotions.  Always funny.

Shop Definitely a Ferret Person (sable) T-Shirt created by SugarVsSpice.

You have to know that if you're a mime, you have limited choices for wardrobe, tricks, entertainment value, and intelligence.  Everyone avoids mimes at all costs. Everyone knows why.  Fuck you, mimes. Get a job, you french hippies.  Or, if you're sociopathic, and like mimes, you can make your day brighter: if people give you the finger, you can always pretend they're just mimicking the shirt.  Spread the hate, or the love: your choice. #tshirt #notjoking #orami

Mime T-Shirt

Shop Mime T-Shirt created by zombieskin.

All in Illustrator CC. Don't mind that weird "outline" in the preview on darks, that's just the way Zazzle's web thing renders it.  This one is 8000x5000, or Friggin Huge. All the distress you see will show through to the shirt, and you won't lose any detail.

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You know you smoke it, and you should be proud.  A riff on the official "Canada" logo, font and all (it's not that hard to find); scales to massive or small sizes just fine.  I keep the pot designs "Restricted", by Zazzle standards; age of consent sounds more right than PG-13.  Hope you enjoy this, /and/ a nice blunt while wearing it. #cannabis #weed #pot #joint #bong #marijuana #marihuana

Canadabis (Black) T-Shirt